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USA: Alta-Bates Summit nurses to hold strike in Oakland and Berkley

LabourStart US - Wed, 2023-12-27 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: National Nurses United

Nation’s Mothers Announce Plans To Show You Their Spider Veins

The Onion - 2 hours 23 min ago

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that blood vessels were huge, hideous, and were ruining their legs, the nation’s mothers collectively announced plans Thursday to show you their spider veins. “My god, take a look at these big, disgusting things, they run all up and down—have you ever seen something more disgusting in your…

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Michigan To Become First State To Repeal Right-To-Work Laws In 60 Years

The Onion - 2 hours 38 min ago

The Michigan Senate has approved a bill to repeal the state’s right-to-work law that allows employees in unionized jobs to opt out of membership and paying dues in a victory for organized labor. What do you think?

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USA: Democrats vote to repeal anti-union law

LabourStart US - 12 hours 38 min ago
LabourStart headline - Source: Daily KOS

Week In Review: March 19, 2023

The Onion - Sun, 2023-03-19 06:00
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USA: Bandcamp Workers Form Union

LabourStart US - Sat, 2023-03-18 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: PC Mag

USA: Worker struggles with gig economy giants

LabourStart US - Sat, 2023-03-18 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: News 24

USA: Starbucks: Poster child for corporate abuse

LabourStart US - Fri, 2023-03-17 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: The Bullet

Donald Glover Confirms Barron Trump Will Be Writing On ‘Swarm’ Season 2

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 17:20

LOS ANGELES—Stating that his latest hire was sure to take the storyline in fascinating new directions, Donald Glover confirmed Friday that Barron Trump would be a writer on the second season of Swarm. “Barron brings a lot to the table, and we’re sure he’ll be an indispensable presence in our writers room next season,”…

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Subway CEO Just Assumed Cold Cut Combo Started Covid

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 17:19

MILFORD, CT—With new genetic evidence tying Covid-19 to animals sold at a wet market in Wuhan, China, Subway CEO John Chidsey confirmed Friday that he had just assumed this whole time that the virus originated with the restaurant chain’s Cold Cut Combo. “I wasn’t going to say anything, but I was 99% sure Covid-19 made…

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Obama Reveals His NCAA Tournament Bracket Winner Is ‘Song Of Solomon’ By Toni Morrison

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 17:18

WASHINGTON—In a social media post sharing his predictions, former President Barack Obama revealed Friday that the winner he had picked for his NCAA basketball tournament bracket was Song Of Solomon by Toni Morrison. “March Madness is here, and this season, my money’s on Song Of Solomon—though I’m certainly keeping my…

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Americans Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 15:00

Today, millions of Americans are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, a Christian feast day that has evolved into a secular celebration of Irish culture with parades, festivals, drinking, and wearing the color green. How are you celebrating?

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Federal Reserve Assures Venture Capitalists That They’re Very Smart And Important

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 14:40

WASHINGTON—In the wake of the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and subsequent government bailout of its depositors, the Federal Reserve took steps Friday to assure venture capitalists that they’re very smart and important. “You are just the absolute most intelligent and creative bunch of guys and gals—and cute as…

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‘Shazam!’ Sequel Occurs

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 14:00

HOLLYWOOD—Confirming that it was here now, sources reported Friday that the Shazam! sequel has occurred. “The second Shazam! movie has happened,” said sources, adding that the film has come out, it will be out for a little while, and then it will go away. “It exists. Some people will go see it in a theater and other…

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Nauseous St. Patrick’s Day Reveler Unsure Whether He’s Going To Vomit Or Punch

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 12:40

BOSTON—As he switched between dry-heaving one minute and flailing his arms around the next, nauseous St. Patrick’s Day reveler Randy Adler, 28, announced Friday he was unsure whether he was going to vomit or punch. “Ugh, I don’t feel right—maybe I’m gonna hurl, maybe I’m gonna beat the shit out of somebody,” the local…

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EPA Announces They Found A Cool Bug And Want To Keep It

The Onion - Fri, 2023-03-17 12:15

WASHINGTON—Declaring that it was really super important for a big project they were working on, the Environmental Protection Agency reportedly announced Friday that they found a cool bug and want to keep it. “Look how cool and colorful it is! Please can we keep it, please?” begged EPA administrator Michael S. Regan of…

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