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Report: There Just Something Dark And Intriguing About Man With Serious Personality Disorder

The Onion - 2 hours 32 min ago

WESTFORD, MA—Admitting that she couldn’t fully describe the enigmatic allure that drew her to him, local woman Laura Saracen told reporters Wednesday there was just something dark and intriguing about 34-year-old Tyler Evans, a man with a serious personality disorder. “I can’t quite put my finger on it, but from the very beginning of our date I picked up this kind of brooding and mysterious vibe from Tyler that I was really into,” Saracen said of the man with whom she’d gone out to dinner and whose deeply unstable moods, streaks of narcissism, and almost complete lack of empathy for others would meet the criteria for several mental conditions listed in the DSM-5. “Maybe I just go for the the sort of strong, silent type, or maybe I kind of like the idea that he seems to keep so much of himself hidden. Whatever it is ...

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持ち物検査で見つかった官能小説を朗読させられる女子校生!そして輪姦へ……!

www.futureoftheunion.com - 3 hours 11 min ago


今時の学校って持ち物検査とかあるんすかね?自分の時はたまにあって、PHSとか没収されたりした思い出があるっすよ。冬は上手いこと袖の中に隠したりしてね。ってそんな話はどうでもいいんす。これは、とある学校のとある教室で持ち物検査をされた女子校生が、官能小説を持っているのを見つかってしまい~って動画っすよ。持ち物検査が始まり顔色が悪くなる女子校生。必死で抵抗するも先生から鞄を開けられてしまい、鞄の中のものを全て机の上に出されてしまうんす。すると最後に出てきたのは希望……じゃなくて絶望の官能小説だったんすよ。「は~い今日は授業の内容を変更しま~す」と先生から言われて、何故か皆の前で朗読させられることに。いやらしい部分を読まされた後は、何故か更に持ち物検査をされることになるんす!「は~い持ち物検査が終わるまで皆帰れませーん!」と先生から言われ、今度は制服を脱いで調べられることに。すると、パンツの大事な部分に染みが出来ているのを発見されてしまい……。後はもうお決まりのように輪姦が始まっちゃうんすよ。自分も学生時代、こんな展開になる持ち物検査に遭遇したかったっすね。


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通野未帆 チンポ下さいと土下座してフェラを懇願する巨乳熟女!

www.futureoftheunion.com - 6 hours 6 min ago


通野未帆 チンポ下さいと土下座してフェラを懇願する巨乳熟女!



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憧れの女上司と出張中、急遽宿泊することになったホテルで合体成功! 大橋ひとみ

www.futureoftheunion.com - Fri, 2017-08-18 23:21


憧れの女上司と出張中、急遽宿泊することになったホテルで合体成功! 大橋ひとみ


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European Leaders: ‘We Stand Together To Say Loud And Clear: We Are Scared As Fuck And Don’t Know What To Do’

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 17:42

BARCELONA, SPAIN—In a show of solidarity following the terrorist attack that left 14 dead and over 100 injured in Barcelona, Spain, European leaders stood together Friday to say loud and clear that they were scared as fuck and didn’t know what to do. “Side by side in the face of unfathomable violence, we assemble here today to say that we are united in our shared fear and our terrifying realization that we have no idea how to stop this,” said German chancellor Angela Merkel, who, flanked on both sides by other European heads of state, affirmed that terrorism freaked them the fuck out and would be eradicated from the face of the earth if they only knew how. “Today, we are not German, we are not Italian or French—we are simply people who are frightened out of their goddamn minds. And though we might not share the ...

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Fleas Carrying Bubonic Plague Found In Arizona

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 16:56

After fleas in two Arizona counties tested positive for bubonic plague, officials have warned residents to avoid contact with wild animals that could be carrying the insects. What do you think?

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【ヘンリー塚本】郊外の廃屋で不倫セックス中に、住みついたホームレスが覗き…

www.futureoftheunion.com - Fri, 2017-08-18 16:25


【ヘンリー塚本】郊外の廃屋で不倫セックス中に、住みついたホームレスが覗き…



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In Wake of Charlottesville, How Can Unions Fight for Racial Justice?

Steward's Corner - Fri, 2017-08-18 15:49

How should unions respond to the chilling events in Charlottesville? As believers that “an injury to one is an injury to all,” what's our special responsibility? Can we survive if our own unions are split along racial lines?

Labor Notes looked through our recent coverage to find examples of unions that are proactively working for racial justice. The excerpts below show steps some locals are taking to help members learn from each other and fight discrimination right on the job. Many began after the recent wave of police shootings of unarmed Black men.

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In Wake of Charlottesville, How Can Unions Fight for Racial Justice?

Magazine Stories - Fri, 2017-08-18 15:49

How should unions respond to the chilling events in Charlottesville? As believers that “an injury to one is an injury to all,” what's our special responsibility? Can we survive if our own unions are split along racial lines?

Labor Notes looked through our recent coverage to find examples of unions that are proactively working for racial justice. The excerpts below show steps some locals are taking to help members learn from each other and fight discrimination right on the job. Many began after the recent wave of police shootings of unarmed Black men.

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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 15:04

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone Star Wars film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

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‘My Work Here Is Done,’ Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 14:22

WASHINGTON—His skin already starting to bubble, newly dismissed White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon reportedly smiled and said “My work here is done” on Friday before bursting into millions of spores. “Now that I’ve accomplished everything I set out to do, it’s time for me to go,” said a contented Bannon moments before exploding into a cloud of millions of tiny black particles that swirled out the Oval Office window. “Just know that, if ever you need me, call my name into the wind and I will appear. Goodbye, my friends! Goodbye!” At press time, any White House staffers that had inhaled the Bannon spores were dying in agony as the spores began sprouting in their brains.

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【無修正】エロ下着熟女がバイブクリ責めと同時に挿入中出しされる!

www.futureoftheunion.com - Fri, 2017-08-18 12:21


【無修正】エロ下着熟女がバイブクリ責めと同時に挿入中出しされる!



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Nation Begs Disaffected Youth Gravitating Toward Neo-Nazism To Get High And Play Xbox Instead

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 11:44

WASHINGTON—Beseeching them to pursue a less destructive path with their lives, the nation begged disaffected youth gravitating towards neo-Nazism to get high and play Xbox instead, sources reported Friday. “We don’t really care if you get blazed and play video games, sit home and jerk off, or shoplift a bunch of shit at a convenience store as long as you don’t march down the street waving swastikas,” said Holyoke, CO, resident Gregory Stamp, echoing the sentiments of the entire American populace in urging restless and angry young people who find themselves tempted by fascist ideology to try stuffing their faces with as many Cheetos as they want or playing the drums as hard as they can at literally any hour of the day. “Go ahead and sleep until four in the afternoon, then do whippets until you pass out. You want beer and cigarettes? We’re buying ...

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Top 10 College Preseason Football Teams

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 08:53
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Costco Forced To Pay $19 Million For Selling Fake Tiffany Rings

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 08:45

A court has ordered Costco to pay $19 million after finding that engagement rings sold by the warehouse retailer violated luxury jeweler Tiffany’s trademark. What do you think?

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Report: 97% Of Inner Tube Occupants Agree It Doesn’t Get Any Better Than This

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 08:32

SEATTLE—According to a survey conducted Friday of Americans visiting scenic waterways across the nation, 97 percent of individuals currently floating down a lazy, winding river in an inflatable rubber tube agreed that it doesn’t get any better than this. “An overwhelming proportion of respondents indicated that occupying an inner tube on a summer’s day was just the best,” said University of Washington researcher Tessa Huddleston, adding that two-thirds of those surveyed revealed that they had within the past few minutes let out a contented sigh and trailed their fingertips across the water’s surface before cracking open a cold one. “Forty percent of the people occupying inner tubes stated that the water was absolutely perfect, while another 20 percent said that, oh yeah, they could definitely do this every day, not a problem.” The survey also found that the 3 percent of Americans not currently enjoying their ...

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

The Onion - Fri, 2017-08-18 08:27

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday. “We’re never going to get anywhere in this country if you lunatics keep foaming at the mouth about some one-sided fantasyland,” said Levin, 32, who despite characterizing those who do not stand precisely equidistant between two ideological extremes as “raving fanatics” and repeatedly interrupting people before they can fully explain their “nutjob” beliefs, reportedly seems to think he is, in fact, much more civil. “If you idiots stopped throwing temper tantrums every time some little thing doesn’t pass your precious purity test and came back down to the real, complicated world with the rest ...

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