Navigation
Massachusetts Union News
LabourStart
- Global: Nursing unions around world call for UN action on Covid vaccine patents
- Palestine: #PalestineDay: ITUC calls on UN to update list of companies backing illegal settlements
- Global: RadioLabour World Report for Friday 26 November 2021 - Labour's Day of Action against Amazon
- Global: Global unions call for universal access to Covid-19 vaccines and health products and technologies
- Egypt: Authorities fail to protect striking workers from reprisals
Who's online
Syndicate
Feed aggregator
Boris Johnson Unsure How U.K. One Country But Also Four
LONDON—In a meeting to discuss possible adjustments to steel import tariffs, Prime Minister Boris Johnson confided to his cabinet Monday that he was unsure how the United Kingdom was one country but also four. “Just to digress for a moment, I’m still not entirely wrapping my head around how our country is also…
Report: Ronan Farrow Has Been Asking People About You
YOUR LOCATION—Admitting they weren’t sure what exactly the Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist wanted with the information, several sources confirmed Monday that Ronan Farrow has been asking people about you. “He didn’t say why, but he’s been going around asking your friends and coworkers to tell him what…
Nonprofit Cofounders Have Screaming Match Over Whether Mission To Ignite Change Or Spark Community Impact
LOS ANGELES—At fierce odds over the future of their organization, local nonprofit cofounders Nancy Jemison and Andrew Taylor were reportedly having a screaming match Monday over whether their mission was to ignite change or spark community impact. “Get your ass over here and tell me you want to plant the seeds of…
Global: Nursing unions around world call for UN action on Covid vaccine patents
Palestine: #PalestineDay: ITUC calls on UN to update list of companies backing illegal settlements
Global: RadioLabour World Report for Friday 26 November 2021 - Labour's Day of Action against Amazon
Friend Crashing In Guest Room Hopes He Can Return Favor When Host’s Marriage Implodes
WESTPORT, CT—In the midst of a divorce and grateful to have had a friend’s guest room to crash in for the past couple months, local man Nate Suarez told reporters Friday that he hoped he would be able to return the favor when his host Mark Durden’s marriage imploded. “I really appreciate him helping me out while I…
Conservationist Breaks Down Sobbing While Going Through Old Box Of Extinct Species’ Things
HUESCA, SPAIN—After he choked up at the mere sight of the plastic tub tucked away in the back of his closet, sources confirmed Friday that local wildlife conservationist Juan Morales broke down in sobs as he went through a box of things that once belonged to the extinct Pyrenean ibex. “Oh God, I still miss that…
Worst Ways Amazon Exploits Workers During Black Friday
No one knows why Amazon randomly generates tremors throughout its fulfillment centers, only that you’re not getting paid for re-shelving 10,000 square feet of sneakers.
Nation Nearly Strings Together 3 Good Days In Row
WASHINGTON—Snapping their fingers and hanging their heads in disappointment, the nation confirmed Friday that they nearly strung together three good days in a row. “Oh shucks, just a few more hours there and we would have had a hat trick,” said Andrew Heitzman, one of 330 millions visibly downcast Americans who loudly…
Global: Global unions call for universal access to Covid-19 vaccines and health products and technologies
Lions Fan Praying Players Start Protesting Police Brutality Or Something So He Can Stop Watching
NOVI, MI—Carefully scrutinizing the athletes lining up before the national anthem, Detroit Lions fan Greg Burnett was reportedly praying Thursday that the players start protesting police brutality or something so he could stop watching. “Christ, is it too much to ask some backup defensive back to take a knee against…
Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving
All across the nation, families and loved ones are gathering to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for this year?
Al Roker Reminds Macy’s Parade Viewers All The Balloons They See Today Are Up For Adoption
NEW YORK—Cheerfully presenting the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade alongside Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker reminded viewers Thursday that all the balloons they see during the broadcast are currently up for adoption. “Today isn’t just about entertainment, it’s also about showing compassion for these gentle,…
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide
SUDBURY, MA—Their forks clattering to the table mere moments after the 16-year-old’s sudden announcement, Thanksgiving guests at the Ross family dinner reportedly froze in disbelief Thursday after teenage son Ryan informed them of the genocide of Native Americans. “No, no, it can’t be! Not my precious holiday!” said…
Amazon To Let Warehouse Employees’ Families Work Thanksgiving Shifts Too
SEATTLE—In response to criticism about the company’s holiday schedules, Amazon announced Thursday that it would let warehouse employees work alongside their family members this Thanksgiving. “Opening up our fulfillment centers to the spouses and children of workers will help us better represent the generosity of the…
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
ROSSLYN, VA—In an effort to better serve customers who weren’t invited to or hosting holiday meals, Stouffer’s targeted people spending Thanksgiving alone Thursday with a new single-serve frozen family. “Our single-serve frozen families offer a convenient and intimate Thanksgiving solution for those who might…
Things You Should Never Say At Thanksgiving Dinner
Besides food, there’s nothing Americans love more than sitting down and spewing their most inflammatory opinions. Here are several things you should never say at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Egypt: Authorities fail to protect striking workers from reprisals