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Revlon Unveils New Age-Defying Monster Makeup

Tue, 2018-10-30 13:09

NEW YORK—Declaring that the search was over for those looking to attain a more youthful, unnatural appearance, Revlon unveiled Tuesday a new cutting-edge line of age-defying monster makeup. “The anti-aging Franken-makeup line provides full coverage so your face can be smooth, spotless, and incredibly terrifying,” said…

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New York Sues ExxonMobil For Misleading Investors On Climate Change

Tue, 2018-10-30 12:36

The New York State Attorney General announced plans to sue oil giant Exxon Mobil for misleading its investors about climate change, claiming that the company presented different information on the risks publicly and privately. What do you think?

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Biggest Issues In The 2018 Midterms

Tue, 2018-10-30 12:10
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Report: Rash Not Going Away On Its Own

Tue, 2018-10-30 11:38

SAN FRANCISCO—Noting no improvements since suddenly appearing on his left arm several weeks ago, a detailed report released Tuesday by local man Derrick Hart revealed that his rash was not going away. “I don’t know what it’s from, but now it’s starting to hurt,” said Hart, explaining that he first noticed the skin…

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