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Asshole Taking Up Two Plots

Mon, 2018-06-25 11:36
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Hamburger Creeped Out By Eerie Soy Facsimile Of Itself On Grill

Mon, 2018-06-25 11:22

HARRISBURG, PA—Growing increasingly unnerved by the odd yet familiar patty, a hamburger on local man Bryan Greene’s backyard grill was reportedly creeped out Monday by its eerie soy facsimile cooking nearby on the grate. “My God...we’re so different, and alike,” uttered the meat slab to its double, whose…


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