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‘The Onion’ Endorses Legal Marijuana

The Onion - Sat, 2019-04-20 08:41

It has been nearly 82 years since marijuana was first officially banned as an illicit substance in the United States. Over that time, we have seen incredible changes across our nation. We have survived a world war and the Cold War, seen the sexual revolution and legalization of abortion, impeached a president, and…

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Glossary Of Terms

The Onion - Sat, 2019-04-20 01:00

Papers: Thin, difficult-to-fold sheets used to repeatedly spill marijuana on the ground

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Sudan: Unions 'to name transitional government'

LabourStart - Fri, 2019-04-19 20:00
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Mueller Report Released

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 16:29

After weeks of redactions from William Barr, Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on Russian interference in the 2016 election was released by the Justice Department on Thursday morning. What do you think?

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Biggest Revelations From The Mueller Report

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 14:59

A redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into potential collusion between the Trump presidential campaign and Russian agents to influence the 2016 election was released to the public on Thursday. Here are the biggest revelations from the Mueller report.

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Unemployed Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Announce Plans To Give Baby Up For Adoption

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 14:33

LONDON—Stunning fans of the royal family across the world with their decision to break from age-old traditions of monarchical lineage, unemployed couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced Friday that they plan to give up their soon-to-be-born baby for adoption. “It was a hard choice to make, but with both of us…

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Defiant Sarah Huckabee Sanders Claims She Doesn’t Know Where Voice Comes From When She Opens Mouth

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 13:24

WASHINGTON—Insisting she was not culpable for the inexplicable contents of her spoken communications, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders defiantly claimed Friday that she doesn’t know where the voice comes from when she opens her mouth. “Listen, I don’t control where these words come from, okay? When I…

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Nation Spooked After Running Into Creepy Old Night Watchman

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 13:21

WASHINGTON—Startled by the sudden appearance of the shadowy overcoat-clad figure, the U.S. populace was “completely spooked” after running into a creepy old night watchman late Thursday evening. “We thought if we avoided the lighthouse and cut through the woods out back of the old Palmer place we’d be okay, but he…

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