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Venmo Rolls Out Feature Allowing Users To Send Goons To Collect Payment

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 12:59

NEW YORK—Claiming the mobile payment app’s latest update will facilitate noticeably faster transactions, the developers of Venmo unveiled a new feature Friday that will allow users to send goons to collect outstanding payments. “This is definitely a fun, impactful new way to remind friends and family that they’re…

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China Discontinues State Surveillance Program After Finally Finding Guy Who Drove Into Xi Jinping’s Mailbox

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 12:33

BEIJING—Boasting that their persistence had paid off and declaring that citizens may now return to lives free from constant monitoring, Chinese government officials announced Friday that they will immediately discontinue their comprehensive state-run surveillance program after finally catching that guy who drove into…

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Tracking Trump Administration Turnover

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 11:17

The recent departures of DHS secretary Kirstjen Nielsen and Secret Service director Randolph Alles have been the latest in the historically high turnover among top officials in the Trump administration. The Onion takes a look at the administration’s highest-profile departures during President Trump’s two-plus years in…

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USA : Tenement Museum Workers Vote to Unionize

LabourStart US - Fri, 2019-04-19 10:59
Source: Hyperallergic

USA : Seattle Labor Chorus sings of 1919 General Strike

LabourStart US - Fri, 2019-04-19 10:41
Source: People's World

French President Pledges To Rebuild Notre Dame In 5 Years

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-19 10:22

Following the dramatic fire that consumed Notre Dame’s iconic spire, French president Emmanuel Macron pledged to “rebuild Notre Dame even more beautifully” in five years. What do you think?

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Stop and Shop Strike Line, Liberty St. Store, Springfield, MA

UFCW 1459 - Fri, 2019-04-19 09:05

Here are some photos from the Stop & Shop picket line yesterday. Thanks to all who turned out to support us and help turn customers away. The strategy is working and Stop & Shop stores are ghost towns. Continue to remain strong!

‘Boating World Magazine’ Giving Live Updates As Its Team Of Reporters Reads All Of Mueller Report

The Onion - Thu, 2019-04-18 16:57

FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CA—Urging readers to “stay tuned” and follow along on its website for more, Boating World Magazine was providing live updates Thursday as its team of reporters read through the more than 400 pages of the Mueller report. “So far, we have not uncovered any breaking news within the report about…

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The Onion’s Legal Analysts Have Completed Their Official Count Of How Many Pages Are In The Mueller Report

The Onion - Thu, 2019-04-18 16:39

After tirelessly poring over the Special Counsel’s recently released findings, The Onion can confidently report that our award-winning team of legal analysts have concluded their official count of how many pages are in the Mueller Report. The Onion has employed a rigorous, exhaustively thorough multi-stage process to…

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Neutrogena Calls For Worldwide Cleansing In Effort To Attain Facial Purity

The Onion - Thu, 2019-04-18 16:28

LOS ANGELES—In a fiery and, at times, frenzied speech before a crowd of his most devoted followers, Neutrogena CEO Richard Harper announced plans Thursday for a campaign of worldwide cleansing, saying his company would never relent in its goal of attaining facial purity across the globe.

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