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Celebrity Chefs Share Their Favorite Thanksgiving Cooking Hacks

The Onion - Wed, 2021-11-17 09:00

Tired of overcooked turkey, canned gravy, and grandma’s tasteless green bean casserole? Then it’s time to call in the pros. We asked celebrity chefs to share their favorite Thanksgiving cooking hacks, and this is what they said.

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The Most Contentious President–Vice President Relationships In U.S. History

The Onion - Wed, 2021-11-17 09:00

Recent reporting by The Onion and several lesser media outlets finds growing tensions between President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris, continuing a historical trend of the nation’s leader often being at odds with their second-in-command. The Onion looks at the most contentious relationships between a…

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Europe: Unions push back against right-wing attacks

LabourStart - Tue, 2021-11-16 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: BWI

Global: Trade unions at COP26: what we did, what we achieved, and what we need to focus on now

LabourStart - Tue, 2021-11-16 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: IndustriALL

Americans Assure Pentagon They Don’t Care Enough To Make Covering Up Drone Strikes Worthwhile

The Onion - Tue, 2021-11-16 17:20

WASHINGTON—In the wake of revelations that military leaders had intentionally buried evidence of civilian casualties caused on their watch, Americans assured the Pentagon Tuesday that they did not care enough to make covering up such strikes worthwhile. “You guys seem to be putting a lot of effort into concealing the…

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ESPN ManningCast Devolves Into Deeply Uncomfortable Argument About Putting Father In Nursing Home

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 21:00

SAN FRANCISCO—Shouting over each other as guest Philip Rivers sat in awkward silence, ESPN2’s ManningCast devolved into a deeply uncomfortable argument Monday over whether their father should be put in a nursing home. “You know he’s been struggling and we can’t just bury our heads in the sand and pretend nothing is…

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Qatar: Amnesty report: Qatar migrant workers trapped and exploited before World Cup

LabourStart - Mon, 2021-11-15 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: The Guardian

Europe: Collective agreement extensions the second best alternative?

LabourStart - Mon, 2021-11-15 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: Nordic Labour Journal

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Ends After 13 Years

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 17:52

A judge ruled last week to finally end Britney Spears’ conservatorship under her father that lasted nearly 14 years, giving the pop star the freedom to make her own medical, financial and personal decisions for the first time since 2008. What do you think?

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Telltale Signs You Are Gentrifying Your Neighborhood

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 16:00

Oh, please, you know exactly why your neighborhood is suddenly a “hot” place to live. Here are several signs you are gentrifying your neighborhood.

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Patrick Leahy Announces He Won’t Seek Reelection To Make Room For Next Generation Of 70-Year-Olds

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 15:00

WASHINGTON—Stressing that he already had his turn in the seat of power, Senator Patrick Leahy (D-VT) announced Monday that he would not be seeking re-election in order to make room for the next generation of 70-year-olds entering politics. “It’s time we let some fresh, septuagenarian blood into this place,” said Leahy…

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Energized Chris Christie Ready For Next Chapter Of Humiliation

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 14:30


MENDHAM, NJ—Saying he was fired up and excited for the chance to debase himself on a bigger stage than ever, former New Jersey governor Chris Christie told reporters Monday that he was ready for the next chapter of his humiliation. “Look, I’ve been out of the limelight for a few months, but I promise you that I’m in a…

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‘Squid Game’ Creator Voluntarily Returns To Netflix After Being Reminded Of What Life Like On Outside

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 13:00

SEOUL—Saying the decision to return to the cruelty of the streaming giant had almost driven him mad, Squid Game creator Hwang Dong-hyuk told reporters Monday that he had voluntarily returned to Netflix after being reminded of the hellish world outside. “I was scared, I needed the cash, and this was my last resort, but…

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Higher Prices May Force Americans To Eat Reasonable Portions On Thanksgiving

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 12:55

WASHINGTON—Noting that nearly every ingredient would be more expensive than usual, researchers at the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis warned Monday that higher prices could force Americans to eat reasonable portions on Thanksgiving. “Unfortunately, due to current supply chain issues and labor shortages, Americans may…

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Venomous Sharks Found In Once ‘Biologically Dead’ Thames River

The Onion - Mon, 2021-11-15 09:00

A new report has revealed that the Thames river, which was previously declared “biologically dead,” has recovered enough to host over 115 species of fish, including venomous sharks called Spurdogs. What do you think?

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Carson Wentz’s Helmet Radio Won’t Stop Ringing After Answering Call From Telemarketer

The Onion - Sun, 2021-11-14 15:00

INDIANAPOLIS—Cursing as yet another call interrupted a fade route to T.Y. Hilton, Colts quarterback Carson Wentz confirmed Sunday that his helmet radio won’t stop ringing despite answering just a single call from a telemarketer last week. “Jesus Christ, I answer one unknown number that I thought might be our offensive…

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