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Sudan: More arrests of Sudanese teachers as generals try to tighten grip on the state

LabourStart - Sat, 2021-11-13 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: MENA Solidarity Network

Global: RadioLabour World Report for Friday November 12, 2021 - What unions did at COP 26

LabourStart - Fri, 2021-11-12 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: RadioLabour

Canada: Labour Confronts the Climate Crisis

LabourStart - Fri, 2021-11-12 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: Our Times

Portugal Bans Bosses From Texting Employees After Work Hours

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 17:21

The Portuguese parliament has passed a law making it illegal for employers to contact employees after work hours, in a move to promote healthier work-life balance amid a surge of home workers during the coronavirus pandemic. What do you think?

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Zoo Assures Public Escaped Leopard Will Kill Them Quickly

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 14:55

SAN DIEGO—In an effort to reduce fears and concerns about the loose jungle cat, the San Diego Zoo assured the public Friday that an escaped leopard would kill them quickly. “Rest assured that if you cross paths with this escaped leopard, you will be dead before you even think about being scared,” said zookeeper Lloyd…

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Unmistakable Signs You Are Dating A Narcissist

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 13:40

If your romantic partner isn’t constantly full of self-loathing to the point that they can barely function, it’s a sign you may be dealing with a seriously deranged individual.

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The Onion’s Guide To Tea

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 12:05

Tea is the most popular beverage in the world after water, but learning about and enjoying tea can be intimidating to newcomers. The Onion offers a helpful guide to everything you need to know about tea.

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Vatican Museum Displays Massive Skeletons Of Prehistoric Saints

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 09:00

THE VATICAN—As part of a yearlong exhibit celebrating the massive fossilized holy men, the Vatican Natural History Museum opened its collection of prehistoric saint skeletons to the public, sources confirmed Thursday. “Now for the first time, visitors can get up close and really appreciate the size of these beatified…

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Vienna Brothel Offering Free Session To Customers Who Get Covid-19 Vaccination Onsite

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 09:00

A brothel in Vienna is providing Covid-19 vaccinations and giving those who take up the offer a 30-minute session with a “lady of their choice” if they get the vaccine at the on-site clinic. What do you think?

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Park Ranger Slips Fat Fish To Bear Before Gesturing Towards Littering Family He Wants Mauled

The Onion - Fri, 2021-11-12 09:00

HEALY, AK—Huddled behind the brush as he watched the oblivious family of five move about their camp, Denali National Park ranger Edward Hardin slipped a fat fish to a bear and then gestured toward the littering individuals he wanted to have mauled, sources confirmed Friday. “We don’t need any more trouble, if you know…

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Paul Rudd Named ‘People’ Magazine’s 2021 Sexiest Man Alive

The Onion - Thu, 2021-11-11 17:51

People magazine has officially named 52-year-old actor Paul Rudd, known for his roles in Clueless, Ant-Man, and soon to appear in Ghostbusters: Afterlife, as the publication’s “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2021. What do you think?

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Critics Question Why Kyle Rittenhouse Singled Out In Kyle Rittenhouse Trial

The Onion - Thu, 2021-11-11 15:15

KENOSHA, WI—Arguing that the prosecution had demonstrated flagrant bias throughout the proceedings, critics questioned Thursday why Kenosha County Assistant District Attorney Thomas Binger had repeatedly singled out Kyle Rittenhouse over the course of the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. “Not a day has gone by during this…

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What’s Causing Global Supply Chain Issues?

The Onion - Thu, 2021-11-11 13:55

Supply chain disruptions across the globe have led to record shortages of many consumer products and industrial commodities, with many experts warning the problems are likely to get worse. The Onion looks at the major causes of the current global supply chain issues.

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Teen’s Eyes Begin Glowing Red While Reciting Forbidden Knowledge From Book On Critical Race Theory

The Onion - Thu, 2021-11-11 13:50

FORT MYERS, FL—His bedroom walls quivering and cracking the moment he opened the secret tome, local teen Charlie Donnell reportedly found his eyes beginning to glow red Thursday as he recited forbidden knowledge from a book containing critical race theory. “The fact of slavery refuses to fade, along with the deeply…

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Congress Approves Empty Paper Towel Roll For NASA To Use As Telescope

The Onion - Thu, 2021-11-11 13:50

WASHINGTON—In a display of its ongoing commitment to the pursuit of scientific knowledge, Congress passed a measure Thursday approving the acquisition of an empty paper towel roll for NASA to use as a telescope. “Thanks to this generous act, our scientists will soon be able to cover up one eye, squint through a…

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Thoughts Every Woman Has Had In The Workplace

The Onion - Thu, 2021-11-11 13:45

Most women in the workplace repeat this single thought over and over in their heads until it’s time to clock out and become a woman in the elevator, a woman on the train, a woman in the home, and so on.

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