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Neighbor Oblivious To Fact She Being Groomed For Cat-Sitting

The Onion - Mon, 2019-04-15 10:22

CHICAGO—As she fielded seemingly innocuous questions about her work schedule and childhood history with pets, local woman Daphne Horschel appeared oblivious to the fact that her neighbor, Brooks Tiller, was carefully grooming her for cat-sitting, apartment sources confirmed Monday. “You work from home, right? It must…


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Global: France Castro is awarded the Arthur Svensson Prize

LabourStart - Sun, 2019-04-14 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: Svensson foundation

Julian Assange Arrested In London

The Onion - Sat, 2019-04-13 13:11

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested Thursday for charges related to his role leaking U.S. secrets in 2010. What do you think?


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Lockheed Martin Executive Fondly Recalls Humble Beginning Dealing Arms Out Of Back Of Chrysler LeBaron

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-12 17:41

BETHESDA, MD—Waxing nostalgic about his early days driving around the Eastern seaboard “with a trunk full of Stinger heat-seeking missiles and a head full of dreams,” Lockheed Martin Vice President of International Sales Robert Fitzpatrick spent much of a Friday business lunch recounting his humble beginning dealing…


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Nation Admits They Only Care About Freedom Of Speech For Imparting Information About ‘Star Wars’ Shit

The Onion - Fri, 2019-04-12 17:36

LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that a democracy must guarantee its people the right to openly discuss the fact that Episode 9 will be titled The Rise Of Skywalker without fear of censorship, the nation admitted Friday that they only care about free speech for imparting details about Star Wars shit. “The Bill of Rights…


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USA : Hard Rock casino employees vote for union contract

LabourStart US - Fri, 2019-04-12 17:14
Source: Atlantic City

USA : The Future of Unions Is White-Collar

LabourStart US - Fri, 2019-04-12 17:13
Source: Slate
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