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USA: Report warns of danger of long hours for LIRR track workers

LabourStart US - Fri, 2023-06-02 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: Trains

National Spelling Bee Winner Disqualified After Being Given All 26 Letters Needed For Words In Advance

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 15:25

NATIONAL HARBOR, MD—In a sternly worded condemnation that took the 14-year-old to task for violating the rules to obtain an unfair advantage, the 2023 Scripps National Spelling Bee winner Dev Shah was disqualified Friday when it was confirmed he had received in advance all 26 letters needed to spell the words.…

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Pride Month Profiles: Alicia Mijares

AFL-CIO Weblog - Fri, 2023-06-02 15:20
Pride Month Profiles: Alicia Mijares

For Pride Month this year, the AFL-CIO is spotlighting various LGBTQ+ union members who have worked and continue to work at the intersection of civil and labor rights in the United States. Today's profile is Alicia Mijares of the International Association of Sheet Metal, Air, Rail and Transportation Workers (SMART).

After being a hardworking journeyperson at SMART (formerly Sheet Metal Workers) Local 104 for nearly two decades, Alicia Mijares was the first female organizer on staff, and later she was elected as the first female full-time officer. She's been breaking barriers and shattering glass ceilings her whole life in a male-dominated industry, and her passion for workers' rights and the labor movement is unmatched.

Kenneth Quinnell Fri, 06/02/2023 - 15:20

Embarrassed U.S. Excuses Itself From Asia Security Summit After Realizing America Not In Asia

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 15:15

SINGAPORE—Insisting that he didn’t know how they had made such a simple mistake, an embarrassed U.S. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin reportedly excused himself from the Shangri-La Dialogue Asian defense summit Friday after realizing America was not in Asia. “Oh God, sorry about that, we’re not even in the right…

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Denver Nuggets’ Rocky Revealed As NBA’s Highest-Paid Mascot With $625,000 Salary

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 15:08

A new report revealed that the Denver Nuggets mascot, Rocky the Mountain Lion, is the NBA’s highest-paid mascot, taking home $625,000 a year, almost 10 times that of the average $60,000 salary for a league mascot. What do you think?

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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 15:00

MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shirt, saying they’d do a threesome with a girl for their boyfriend’s birthday. “It’s a one-night-only thing, and we’ll…

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Jimmy Carter Wins Boxing Match Against Jake Paul

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 13:40

ATLANTA—The heavily anticipated fight between the former U.S. president and the YouTube personality ended in a TKO Thursday night as Jimmy Carter won his debut boxing match against Jake Paul. The cruiserweight match, first announced in early April, pitted the 6-foot-1, 191-pound Paul against the 5-foot-10, 190-pound…

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World Rejoices As Batch Of New Billionaires Descends From Sky

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 12:20

SAN JOSE, CA—Cheering with open arms and smiling faces tilted upward, the world reportedly rejoiced Friday as a new batch of billionaires descended from the sky. “Joyous day! A new batch of elite billionaires comes from on high to bless us with their presence!” said local woman Patty Boyle, speaking on behalf of the…

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Economy Gains 339,000 Jobs in May; Unemployment Up Slightly 3.7%

AFL-CIO Weblog - Fri, 2023-06-02 11:32
Economy Gains 339,000 Jobs in May; Unemployment Up Slightly 3.7%

The U.S. economy gained 339,000 jobs in May, and the unemployment rate was up slightly to 3.7%, according to figures released Friday morning by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. This strong jobs report shows there is still room to expand job opportunities for Americans. Wage growth continues at levels that are consistent with low levels of inflation.

May's biggest job gains were in professional and business services (+64,000), government (+56,000), health care (+52,000), leisure and hospitality (+48,000), construction (+25,000), transportation and warehousing (+24,000), and social assistance (+22,000). Employment was little changed over the month in other major industries, including mining, quarrying, and oil and gas extraction; manufacturing; wholesale trade; retail trade; information; financial activities; and other services.

Among the major worker groups, the unemployment rates for Black Americans (5.6%) and adult women (3.3%) rose in May. The jobless rates for teenagers (10.3%), Hispanics (4.0%), adult men (3.5%), White Americans (3.3%), and Asian Americans (2.9%) showed little change over the month.

The number of long-term unemployed workers (those jobless for 27 weeks or longer) was little changed in May and accounted for 19.8% of the total people unemployed.

Kenneth Quinnell Fri, 06/02/2023 - 11:32

Boar’s Head Shows Off Chrome-Plated Concept Ham

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 11:30

NEW YORK—Showcasing what it touted as “the cutting edge of pork” to an audience of industry bigwigs and assorted VIPs, deli meat supplier Boar’s Head held an exhibition Friday to show off its new chrome-plated concept ham. “This visionary ham of the future gives you a conceptual understanding of where we’re headed,…

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Airbnb Bill Includes Survival Fee

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 07:00

PASADENA, CA—Noting that his initial booking didn’t say anything about the additional charge, local man Patrick Reyes told reporters Friday he was annoyed when his Airbnb bill included a survival fee. “What the hell, they just charged me $129.99 out of nowhere and said that unless I paid, I wouldn’t be allowed to…

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Lockheed Martin Boosts Earnings Outlook Citing Billions Of Innocent People Still Left To Kill

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 06:45

BETHESDA, MD—Adjusting revenue expectations in light of resilient demand for massacring those who just want to live their lives, defense contractor Lockheed Martin boosted its earnings outlook in a conference call with investors Friday, citing billions of innocent people still left to kill. “Given that the total…

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Historians Uncover New Evidence That Jesus Made Annoying Smacking Sound After Every Sip Of Wine

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 06:30

JERUSALEM—Shedding new light on the religious leader’s personal life, historians announced the discovery of new evidence Friday that suggests Jesus Christ made an annoying smacking sound after every sip of wine. “We’ve recovered a portion of a previously unexamined ancient text that details Jesus of Nazareth blessing…

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Things To Never Say To Someone Taking Ozempic

The Onion - Fri, 2023-06-02 06:00

Though it is not FDA-approved for weight loss, Ozempic, an injectable drug used to treat diabetes, has helped users shit and puke away the pounds. These are things that you should never say to someone taking Ozempic.

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Nikola Jokic: ‘Basketball Is Boring’

The Onion - Thu, 2023-06-01 20:20

DENVER—Asked for his comments on playing in his first NBA Finals, Denver Nuggets center Nikola Jokic told reporters Thursday night that he found basketball boring. “I do not find this sport very interesting at all,” said Jokic, adding that he was actually disappointed that the Nuggets reached the Finals, because there…

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USA: UPS is Failing Women Workers. Can a Contract Change That?

LabourStart US - Thu, 2023-06-01 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: In These Times
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