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AUDIO: Labor Year in Review

Magazine Stories - Thu, 2023-11-30 15:39

Jenny Brown of Labor Notes discusses the Auto Workers, Teamsters, nurses, hotel workers and teachers who have been making waves this year. Listen on ‘Revolutions Per Minute,’ the podcast of the New York City Democratic Socialists of America. LISTEN HERE.

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Jimmy Carter Sprays A Little Cologne Down Front Of Pants Before Big First Date

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 13:00

PLAINS, GA—As he finished getting ready for his first night out since the passing of his wife Rosalynn earlier this month, former President Jimmy Carter reportedly sprayed a little cologne down the front of his pants Thursday before a big first date. “I just might get lucky, so I better make sure she likes the smell…

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Auto Workers Direct Momentum Toward Organizing Plants Across the U.S.

Steward's Corner - Thu, 2023-11-30 12:47

“The company knows that Toyota workers are watching,” said Auto Workers President Shawn Fain on November 3. “And when the time comes, Toyota workers and all non-union auto workers are going to be ready to stand up.”

That time has come—yesterday the UAW announced its plan, already in motion, to organize the whole auto sector. “Workers across the country, from the West to the Midwest and especially in the South, are reaching out to join our movement and to join the UAW,” said Fain in a new video.

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Auto Workers Direct Momentum Toward Organizing Plants Across the U.S.

Magazine Stories - Thu, 2023-11-30 12:47

“The company knows that Toyota workers are watching,” said Auto Workers President Shawn Fain on November 3. “And when the time comes, Toyota workers and all non-union auto workers are going to be ready to stand up.”

That time has come—yesterday the UAW announced its plan, already in motion, to organize the whole auto sector. “Workers across the country, from the West to the Midwest and especially in the South, are reaching out to join our movement and to join the UAW,” said Fain in a new video.

Categories: Labor Notes

Service & Solidarity Spotlight: After 11 Weeks on Strike, UAW Members at Blue Cross Blue Shield Reach Tentative Agreement

AFL-CIO Weblog - Thu, 2023-11-30 10:52
Service & Solidarity Spotlight: After 11 Weeks on Strike, UAW Members at Blue Cross Blue Shield Reach Tentative Agreement

Working people across the United States have stepped up to help out our friends, neighbors and communities during these trying times. In our Service & Solidarity Spotlight series, we'll showcase one of these stories every day. Here’s today’s story.

After 11 weeks on strike, the International Union, United Automobile, Aerospace and Agricultural Implement Workers of America (UAW) reached a tentative agreement on Tuesday with Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan and Blue Care Network (BCN). The contract includes the reduction of wage progression from 22 years to five, significant general wage increases, a $6,500 ratification bonus for Blue Cross Blue Shield workers, a $5,000 ratification bonus for BCN workers, inflation protection bonuses of $1,000 each year of the contract and protections against outsourcing. Members will remain on strike during the ratification process.

“Our members have proven that when workers stick together, they can achieve historical gains at the bargaining table,” said UAW Secretary-Treasurer Margaret Mock, who also serves as the director of the union’s Technical, Office and Professional (TOP) Department. “There were difficult times during this strike, especially with the cold weather, but our members never gave up hope and they continued to stand with one another for as long as it took to enable our bargaining team to win an equitable contract that our members deserve.”

Kenneth Quinnell Thu, 11/30/2023 - 09:52

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The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:31

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New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:30

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Having surveyed a group that included more than 1,500 factory workers, dishwashers, and house painters, a team of researchers published a new study Thursday that found ashing a cigarette out of a cracked car window on a cold morning remained the best way to start a blue-collar workday. “The preferred…

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Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Jordan Peterson

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:25

A conservative media commentator, self-help author, and clinical psychologist, Jordan Peterson has made a career out of denouncing preferred pronouns and identity politics while defending the pay gap and the patriarchy. If you know someone who is a fan of Jordan Peterson, here are things you should never say.

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22 ‘Golden Bachelor’ Contestants Announce Pregnancies

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:16

LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing how excited they were for the next chapter of their journey, all 22 contestants on the inaugural season of The Golden Bachelor simultaneously confirmed Thursday that they were pregnant. “On behalf of the Golden Bachelor contestants, I want to announce that we are all pregnant and so honored to…

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25,000 Recalled High Chairs Returned To Manufacturer With Infant Still In Seat

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:12

MINNEAPOLIS—Following a withdrawal of the product in response to federal concerns about its faulty nature, 25,000 recalled Graco high chairs were reportedly returned to the manufacturer this week with an infant still in the seat. “To be clear, we really just wanted the high chairs back for safety reasons—we aren’t …

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Man Really Knocking Manifesto Out Of Park Since Moving To Secluded Cabin In Woods

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:11

FLORENCE, WI—Saying the freedom from distractions like internet service and electromagnetic waves had done him a world of a good, local man Tad Deeran told reporters this week that he had really been knocking his manifesto out of the park since moving to a secluded cabin in the woods. “Now that I don’t have to…

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Panic-Stricken Taylor Swift Receives Yet Another Text From Brittany Mahomes Saying ‘Hey Girlie’

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 09:10

NEW YORK—Staring at her phone in disbelief as the color drained from her face, a panic-stricken Taylor Swift reportedly received yet another text from Brittany Mahomes Thursday that read “Hey girlie” and was followed by an emoji heart. “No, no, please—not again, please,” said a visibly shaken Swift, who threw her…

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Some States To Begin Teaching Cursive In Schools Again

The Onion - Thu, 2023-11-30 07:00

Some states like California are beginning to teach cursive to elementary school students for the first time in a decade, a move that supporters say will allow future generations to read historical documents, strengthen childrens’ fine motor skills, and also help teachers authenticate individual students’ work. What do …

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USA: Auto Workers Union Urges Workers At Tesla, BMW And Toyota To Unionize

LabourStart US - Wed, 2023-11-29 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: Forbes

USA: Remote workers at Disney Animation look to unionize

LabourStart US - Wed, 2023-11-29 20:00
LabourStart headline - Source: Kidscreen

Rep. George Santos Faces Expulsion From Congress

The Onion - Wed, 2023-11-29 15:12

Rep. George Santos (R-NY) faces a another motion to expel him from Congress this week following a House Ethics Committee report that found “substantial evidence” that he broke federal laws, including deceiving his donors, filing false campaign finance statements, and using campaign funds for personal expenses…

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Biden Addresses Nation: ‘Does Anyone Else Ever Feel Like They’re Floating Through A Dream They Can Never Wake Up From?’

The Onion - Wed, 2023-11-29 13:15

WASHINGTON—Speaking from the Oval Office, President Joe Biden addressed the nation Wednesday, stating, “Does anyone else ever feel like they’re floating through a dream they can never wake up from?” “As your president and commander-in-chief, I have to be honest and admit that sometimes, I don’t even feel like a…

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